The Scrufflord Diaries | Installation 2

Fuzzy was smiling as she perched herself on a rock, prepared to share her newest installment of her series, The Scrufflord Diaries, with those who've gathered around her...

    It was a creepy night. Dr. Scrufflord McRunfast was filing his examinations in his cabinet when his assistant, Wolf Boofington, entered his office. Suddenly, they start arguing.

    “Bruh, I don’t think I can take any more of this.” Wolf Boofington yelled.

    “Take any more of what?” McRunfast questioned in a loud voice.

    “I don’t get paid enough for this bro. I’m outie. Peace.” Shades dropped onto his head as he strutted out the office door with swag.

    “Wolf! Please, don’t leave me.”

    Boofington’s voice can be heard faintly. “Nah bro, I’m already outie. Can’t stop me now, ‘cause I’m having a good time, having a good time-”

    Dr. McRunfast sighed. “Who’ll bring the hip back into the building?”

    Just seconds later, Bro Skin Skinner materializes through the window, shocking Dr. McRunfast out of his skin.

    “Bruh I need your help, like now.”

    “Gee willies, Skinner, what’s wrong?” Dr. McRunfast stood up out of his seat, clutching his highlighters.

    Bro Skin Skinner ran to the other side of the office. “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”

    “Bro, you know I’d trust you with my food, so tell me what’s a happening.”

    Skinner gasped, causing Scrufflord to gasp, causing Skinner to gasp, causing Scrufflord to gasp, causing Skinner to gasp, causing Scrufflord to gasp-

    “I saw an evil shark squish a bunch of kits.”

    “Holy goof doodles, did you say kits?”

    “Yes, kits.”

    “We gotta do something rickety split Skin!” Scrufflord screamed while flipping over his small desk to get out of the room. He stuck the landing. He made it out the door before he paused ever so dramatically. “Hold the gosh diddly darn phone. Where are we going?”

    Bro Skin Skinner dashed past him. “Down to the candy store!”

    After leaping over a bunch of randomly placed fences, they both arrive at the scene of Francis Floofybuns terrorizing two babies while wearing a left shark costume. Lifepaw and Minkpaw stared at Floofybuns in both fear and disgust. Scrufflord and Skin Skinner are about to rush into the scene to save the kits that are being terrorized, but Scrufflord holds himself back.

    “Dr. McRunfast, why are you stopping? Those kits need medical treatment for the meme overdose they’re getting!”

    Dr. Scrufflord turned dramatically. “I know, but I don’t have the proper tools to deal with the memes.”

    Skin Skinner paused briefly before gasping. “I got it! We fight the meme lord with another meme!”

    “I know who to call.”

    Ten minutes later, Wolf Boofington saunters into the scene. He looks angry since his swagtastic exit was ruined because he had to make a reappearance in their lives.

    “Why did you call me back? I was getting it on with some dank memes.”

    “I need a meme to counteract the meme lord over there.” Scrufflord reached out to Wolf. “Do you know what this means?”

    Wolf let out a strangled sigh. “Fine.”

    Seconds later, Wolf was being sat on top of by Scrufflord McRunfast. People in the background shouted “#RIPWOLF” as they walked past. They were up to date on the latest memes.

    Floofybuns cowered away in fear. “Oh no, the most relevant of the memes! I’m losing power over the kits of this generation!”

    “That will teach you to plague the minds of kids with outdated memes, you greedy parsnip!” Bro Skin Skinner said.

    Wolf Boofington raised a paw. “Can I not be ground into the dirt now?”

    Scrufflord stood up and walked away, now wielding shades and walking with the kits as his posse. They were also wearing shades. “Later nerds. Keep up with your memes.”

    A few hours later, Lifepaw and Minkpaw were released on the premise of being “too dank to handle,” and Dr. McRunfast was running business as usual. Ever since the outbreak of outdated memes, his office has had more patients than it had in days, which was making him some sweet cash.

"The end!" Fuzzy said, smiling widely. "I hope you enjoyed the new chapter in our friend's adventure."